Tell her she can't have a vagina
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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