Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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