FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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