I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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