Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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