Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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