i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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