She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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