I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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