Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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