ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do vagina's smell?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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