I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I need moral support for this bender
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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