you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
