Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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