Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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