You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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