That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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