I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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