i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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