Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i was born a porn star she said
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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