Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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