I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
