My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
operation have a gay friend backfired
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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