Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.