i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.