Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine