This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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