So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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