we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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