I think my vagina is haunted
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She even gives head with a lisp.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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