Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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