was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm always down for nudity.
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