I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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