Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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