i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
