I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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