I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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