It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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