Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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