careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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