smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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