its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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