she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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