Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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