I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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