Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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