yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize