Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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