I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Success! We fucked roommates!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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