i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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