Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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