It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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