he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just threw up on my dentist
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just want nice things and good sex
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
