I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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