That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
there is glitter all over my balls
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