How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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