i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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