I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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