I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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